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Originally posted by Yawgmoth View PostHey luiwammes wordt der nog eens getraind in dit kutlog of hoe zit dat
Overigens is luppie hier altijd welkom, als hij zijn post laat typen door iemand die NL kan, geen advies geeft en WEL op het podium gaat staan en wij daar dan foto's van te zien krijgen...
FST-7http://forum.bodynet.nl/trainingslogjes/33738-osterichs-dagboek-eten-trainen-beminnen
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Badass
Aangezien jou 'log' toch een opsomming is van random stuff
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch....
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his
testicles -- something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine."Last edited by Yawgmoth; 18-04-2010, 11:16.The internet, SERIOUS business!
Fallus; nee dombo als je dit al niet snapt wtf heb je al die tijd gedaan op dit forum? ~Fal, ik zat voornamelijk in de jailbait topic
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http://forum.bodynet.nl/trainingslogjes/33738-osterichs-dagboek-eten-trainen-beminnen
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De foto's scheppen duidelijkheid: hoofdkanker.
als het niet weg gaat laat ik het wel strak trekken of botox want nu wil geen enkel
wijf mij meer
Luppie
Wat een huge voorhoofd zeg, ik zou eerder die receding hairline een paar inch naar onderen laten brengen! Twee vliegen in een klap!The internet, SERIOUS business!
Fallus; nee dombo als je dit al niet snapt wtf heb je al die tijd gedaan op dit forum? ~Fal, ik zat voornamelijk in de jailbait topic
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Goed topic, dacht dat er hier al slechte voorbij kwamen maar dit bied nieuw perspectief
Kerel is nog gestoorder dan mindgamertThe internet, SERIOUS business!
Fallus; nee dombo als je dit al niet snapt wtf heb je al die tijd gedaan op dit forum? ~Fal, ik zat voornamelijk in de jailbait topic
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Kwam opeens in me op:
Lupster krijgt een WA-jong.
Lupster kuurt.
Lupster koopt zijn gear met WA-jong doekoes.
Lupster zijn WA-jong komt vanaf UWV.
UWV is Rijk's schatkist.
Wie betaalt Lupster's kuur?http://forum.bodynet.nl/trainingslogjes/33738-osterichs-dagboek-eten-trainen-beminnen
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Originally posted by Osterich View PostKwam opeens in me op:
Lupster krijgt een WA-jong.
Lupster kuurt.
Lupster koopt zijn gear met WA-jong doekoes.
Lupster zijn WA-jong komt vanaf UWV.
UWV is Rijk's schatkist.
Wie betaalt Lupster's kuur?ความพายายามอยู่ที่ไหน ความสำเร็จอยู่ที่นั้น
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